WELCOME TO MY SITE MOTHERFUCKER



WARNING! WARNING! BAD LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE WITHIN THIS SITE! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THEN FUCK OF YOU FUCKING LOSER DICK ARSED FUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POLLITICALY CORRECT SITE!!! WARNING! WARNING! THIS SITE IS POLITICALY CORRECT! LET ME EXPLAIN BECAUSE ALL POLOTITIONS ARE FUCKING FUCK HEADED FUCKERS THERE FOR POLITICALY CORRECT IS BAD! SO FUCK OFF! DONT FUCKING COME TO THIS SITE (ONLY ADDING DRAMATIC EFFECT. STAY IN THIS SITE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!)

I always wanted to become the Fourth lesser known member of the fun loving criminals.

As you will notice I have HIGHLIGHTED all the FUCK/FUCKER/FUCKED/FUCKING/FUCKLESS/ETC. I have done this just incase someone who claims to be polliticaly correct can find where all the swear words are and then Avoid looking at them! IF YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AND YOU EMAIL ME FOR ANY RESON THEN INCLUDE THE NUMBER 555 IN YOUR EMAIL...THANK YOU
Welcome to Broons Site of Miscellaneous Stuff. Here is a list of the sort of things you can find here:

Carmagedon

Sim City 2000

Animated Gifs

Duke Nukem

Dungeon Keeper

And a whole shitload of funny stuff


We are all alowed to be nothing more than battery thinkers

FileSizeDescription
Mouse Pointer20KBA cool animated Cycadelic mouse pointer for Windows
UFO87KBA very crap game I found ages ago and for some reson I kept it. It's realy funny whaching someone try to play it if they're drunk, download it and you'll see what I mean!
Optical Illusion22KBA crap thingie, look into the middle of it for a while then quickly look at the back of your hand and it looks like your skins moving.
Recycle 115KBA very cool short movie. This is not for feminists or the easily offended so download it.
Animaker65KBThese are two great files the first lets you make icons and frames for cursors and the second converts all the frames into an animated cursor like the cycadelic mouse pointer above.
Icon Pack29KBThis Icon pack includes RA icons, Carmagedon icons, a Dungeon Keeper icon, 5 acid men and a few more.
Sound Pack566KBThis Sound pack includes a Carmagedon sound, a terminator pisstake, and a few others.

If there is nothing to do, do nothing.

Please check out this FUCKING COOL COMIC STRIP which was BASED ON A TRUE STORY which realy DID HAPPEN IN MY LIFE OK THEN let me see the FUCKING COOL COMIC made by Broon. With TRAUMATISING pictures and lots of BLOOD


How do you use something useless?

FileSizeDescription
UNDED166KBThis is a great Editor for Dungeon Keeper that lets you make your own levels!
DK Sacrafices1KBA list of Sacrafices and info on how to get cheats for Dungeon Keeper
SC2K Cheat14KBThis HEX Editor for Sim City 2000 lets you give any city you choose unlimited money!
SC2K Editor88KBThis is an Editor for Sim City 2000 that lets you Create your own Scenarios.
Into.Map54KBThis is my map for Duke Nukem which took me ages to build see what you think.
BUILD Help168KBThis is a help file for the Duke Nukem level Editor BUILD.

Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Sexist Jokes

Miscellaneous Links

Miscelaneous Animated gifs




FUCKING HELL BROON! YOUR SITE IS FUCKING COOL! I THINK I'LL EMAIL YOU.
FUCKING HELL BROON! YOUR SITE IS SHITE AND I HATE YOU I THINK I'LL EMAIL YOU.
FUCKING HELL BROON! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ON YOU KEYBOARD? I HAVE MANY OTHER QUESTIONS TOO I THINK I'LL EMAIL YOU.
FUCKING HELL BROON! I LIKE MUSIC BY THE STEPS AND THE SPICE GIRLS AND OTHER BANDS LIKE THESE I THINK I'LL GO FUCKING HANG MYSELF AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!

Are you one of those people who believes in god and/or UFO's and aliens on earth and stuff like that??? Then: FUCK OFF! There is no place in this site for your type.

ATENTION!!! Please do not send me hate mail. I will not reply to it and you will just waste your time. Also please do not ask stupid half arsed questions unless they are of a humourous nature.


Yes I know that my new Site is Shite. I know it is even worse than the joke I was going to replace this text with, and yes I know its so shite that if it was a T.V. program it would be "Twin Peaks" only not wierd. BUT!!! BUT, if you come back in 3 weeks to 1 month then you may